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Friday, March 25, 2005

A couple of days ago, we were eating at Food Avenue. And it so happened that Thom here, was berating himself on his self-proclaimed 'overweight-ness' and how all the foods he liked to eat are all fattening (well...most of them are fried stuff so no big surprise there :P)
Topic went to eating healthily...and that's when he proclaimed:
"..but I eat lettuce.."
And I was about to tell him about the article I read which said that lettuce is the equivalent of a nutritional iceberg, when he said...
"...they always come with burgers."
*SOS stares with dropped jaws*

...."I also eat pineapples....those on pizzas."
...."and I eat lychees....those canned ones."

*sighs* *thinks back to M1/05 orientation after Treasure Hunt when we had dinner in Pizza Hut Sri Petaling*
..."I'm fat." (while sprinkling LOTS of parmesan cheese on his slice of pizza)

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Tuesday, February 22, 2005

*Author's note: One exaggeration to make story sound more interesting*

OK so we were on the way back from Pyramid after watching Constantine tonight. CB, Tony, Chu Kin n me all crammed into Thom's car..and that's where the 'fun' started.

Not to kutuk his driving skills but there were quite a few incidents that left us passengers with white knuckles. Other cars did come preeetty close to Thom's car...but he 'reassured' us saying " I know" or "I saw it" and the likes.

So then turning down into the Federal Highway, there was this car on the left turning into the same lane...a collision course seemed likely. Exclamations were made by passengers trying to alert Thom to said car. What was his reply?
"Oh don't worry, he won't hit me"

...yeah...and that's sooooo reassuring.

Anyway on my way out of the car (thanks a bunch too for dropping me home) when I realised I hadn't yet told Thom how to get to Old Klang Road, so I went to knock on his window...
WHAM!~!
In his permanent excited n eager state, he too realised he doesn't know the way and promptly slammed his door into my approaching hand

...ouch....

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Monday, January 10, 2005

Hartz Chicken Buffet (again)... great things seem to happen there.

Thomas cracks this little lame joke that nobody understands... not even Christabel. That should give you a general idea just how lame it was.

*everyone stares*

Thomas: It's a private joke.

*everyone stares harder with raised eyebrows*

Thomas: It's a private joke la... among myselves.

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Marrying/ Married Swords......

The picture above depicts a typical chinese wushu sword. Today's discussion revolves around the sword's tassel, that stringy red stuff hanging off the hilt. Anyway, Thomas's sword looks pretty much like the one above...

Random quote from Thomas: I think my sword is too long for me....

Now this is what happened last Friday......

As usual, we all like a bit of horseplay and as a result Roberto and I were chasing dear Thomas around with our swords. I soon gave up because I knew that no matter what, I wouldn't be allowed to spear Thomas with my sword. Roberto however insisted on trying. As a result, their sword tassels got intertwined... somehow...

Roberto: Shit! What did you do ar Thomas?

Thomas: Not ME. YOU, your fault...

Roberto: Nooo....

*they frantically try to untangle the tassels*

Thomas: My sword got married...

Roberto: Not to MY sword... damn shit lar you... should cut off yours...

Thomas: No... cut yours...

*struggling with the knots...*

Thomas: My sword is still a virgin....

Well, they did finally get their tassels untangled after that and we all learnt a very important lesson.

If you want to kill Thomas with your sword, do it with the blade, NOT the tassel....

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Monday, November 29, 2004

This just in: Lunch at Food Avenue.

Talking with Tim about how the National Health Science Debate is going on...

Ken : Is UKM taking part in this one?
Tim : Er...I think so...all the U-M's all taking part la...
*continued discussion about who's who in the debate*

Tim : But MMU very hebat...
Eve : Yeah. The number 6 world debater was from MMU, so he trained the juniors....He's from Klang ok? *takes a bow...expecting applause*

Ken : ....Thomas is also from Klang....
*Eve shrinks at the comment*
Thom : HEY....what kind of comparison is that??
Sid : It shows Klang has 'diversity' :D

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